i can’t wait to see the reaction of everyone who hasn’t read the book when they see fili, kili, and thorin all die.
everyone shut up and watch this
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why:
Santa Gendo is coming to town.
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
Me if you use those fingers correctly.
omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking
a million gallons of fun
how the Grinch stole your girl
my mom is telling me that i need to put loki upstairs because he is “ruining her christmas decorations”
like excuse you but
he is the most festive member of this household
Legolas, Lord of the Rings and the Two Towers
this is porn
HE DID IT. HE DID THE THING
look who just waltzed in last night and bOUGHT HIS FUCKING CHEERIOS
NOT THE PRESIDENT THAT’S FOR SURE
A broken man.